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‘Cotton balls’ is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname. ‘Cinnamon buns’, on the other hand, is something I would buy and want to have as a nickname. ‘Are you Cinnamon Buns?’ ‘You bet your sweet ass I am.’

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.

I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its like, how many na’s are on this thing? ‘Cause I’m like ‘Bana… keep going. Bananana… damn.’

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long
flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The
blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. “I ask you a
question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5. You ask
me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.”

This catches the blonde’s attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees
to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the
distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word,
reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to
the lawyer.

Now, it’s the blonde’s turn. She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?” The lawyer uses his laptop,
searches all references. He use s the Airphone; he searches the Net and
even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mail’s to all the smart
friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde
and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up And
asks, Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
four?”

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to
sleep.

********YOU GO GIRL HEHEHEHhahahahhoooo ********
!! Now that was funny, I dont care who you are !!!